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  • Pantry Progress Report

    We have finally closed the food pantry at our church that I have had the pleasure of helping to keep going for a number of years. Next Tuesday, February 3rd, instead if distributing food to hundreds of hungry folks, we will have a pot luck celebration of this ministry made possible to help so many for such a long time. There will be no “sign up” sheet, no RSVP or anything that formal. We are doing this like we have run the pantry for so many years–making the announcement and letting our volunteers and God do the rest. We plan to gather between 11:30 am and noon in the fellowship hall, share a meal and exchange ideas and information about the transition to Micah 6 pantry operations.

    Micah 6 is a coalition of churches that have pooled their resources to better serve the community where they are located. The have been running a food pantry for a number of years now and our church (which is a member of Micah 6) has always helped them out with volunteers and money from the time they began. The Micah 6 folks found out that they would not be able to continue to use the space at the church where they had been operating their food pantry about the same time the leadership of our church had come to the decision that that the maintenance and improvements required to bring our beautiful but aged building into compliance with current safety codes to keep our day care facility open was not really practical, especially in light of the news that there were now several other day care options for students and faculty at the nearby university that were not available when it was originally decided to open our day care facility years ago.

    Many of our members took this as a sign from God that we should house the Micah 6 pantry operations. Our own food pantry was supported faithfully by many in our congregation, so the proposal to reallocate the space in the lower level for such a purpose was agreed upon quite naturally and easily. Work still needed to be done to the lower level no matter what we decided to do with it and some major mechanical/HVAC issues also needed to be addressed, so we began our fundraising campaign to have the means to take care of these things. We were also very encouraged by an unexpected donation from another Micah 6 church of $10,000 right after we announced our intention to house the Micah 6 pantry.

    Many, many months, hundreds of thousands of dollars, mountains of construction debris and layers of dust later, our lower level is now ready to house the Micah 6 food pantry. The city officials have been by to deem the area safe for habitation and everything is ready to rock and roll. I know in my heart that this will ultimately be better for those who have been coming to our church for help, especially since Micah 6 has freezers and refrigerators to store the donated food that our little church pantry often had to turn down since we did not have a place to safely store it until it could be distributed. Micah 6 operates their pantry two days a week and allows a visit once a week on either day and ours only ran once a week and had to limit visits to every other week.

    We are planning on keeping our assistance program where we pay a small amount directly to a landlord or utility company on behalf of folks in danger of being evicted or having their service disconnected since Micah 6 has no such program at this time. We are also looking into ways to expand services to fill some of the needs we discovered as we ran our food pantry like job application training, ESL, food stamp applications and referrals for bus passes, prescription copayments, that sort of thing, so in the future we could be helping a lot more than we are even now.

    So why do I feel so wistful about all this? The most obvious reason for me is the people I have had the pleasure of sharing this “wonder-full” work with all of this time. There are some people in our congregation that I would not know nearly as well as I do if it wasn’t for the hours we spent together working at our pantry. Micah 6 runs their pantry at days and times which will not work very easily for me, so I will not be able to work with many of these fine folks in the months to come. I have formed a bond with many of the people that have been coming on a fairly regular basis to the food pantry (both volunteers and those needing help) and I have a very distinct sense of loss when I think about how things will most likely be in the future.

    The good news is that many of the pantry volunteers are also in my book study group, or one of my Bible study groups, so I will still have the opportunity to spend time with them. If I do get a chance to work at Micah 6, I will make new friends, too. The folks that have been coming to our pantry will be able to get more kinds of food more frequently than they could before, so I really need to just be grateful for the chance I have had to touch the lives of others and to allow them to touch mine. I also need to be paying attention to the next opportunity for those things to occur again… 

  • Idiots of 2008

    I just love my email pals and Mary Kay customers, they always have lots of fun things to send me:

    Idiot Number One of 2008

    I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. oday, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter in to the emergency room right away.

    Here’s your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

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    Idiot Number Two of 2008

    Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when he raft was inflated They are no longer employed at Boeing.

    Here’s your sign, guys. Don’t get it wet; the paint might run.

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    Idiot Number Three of 2008

    A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, ‘Put all your muny in this bag.’ While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said,  ‘OK’ and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

    Don’t bother with this guy’s sign. He probably couldn’t read it anyway.

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    Idiot Number Four of 2008

    A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

    Wise guy…….. But you still get a sign.

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    Idiot Number Five of 2008

    A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, ‘Because I don’t believe you are over 21.’ The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn’t believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver’s license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They a rrested the robber two hours later.

    This guy definitely needs a sign.

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    Idiot Number Six of 2008

    A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, ‘Nobody move!’ When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

    This guy doesn’t even deserve a sign.

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    Idiot Number Seven of 2008

    Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

    Yep, here’s your sign.

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    Idiot Number Eight of 2008

    I live in a semi-rural area (Weyauwega , Wisconsin). We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: ‘Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’

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    STAY ALERT! They walk among us… and they REPRODUCE… and they VOTE!!!

    p.s. thanks to all of you who left such nice comments on my previous post, too…

  • Food for thought

    Today’s e-devotional “speaks to me” as I get ready to clean out storage areas in our home:

    Out of Our Abundance

    Suggested Bible Reading

    The point is this: the one who sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and the one who sows bountifully will also reap bountifully. Each of you must give as you have made up your mind, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver. And God is able to provide you with every blessing in abundance, so that by always having enough of everything, you may share abundantly in every good work. As it is written,”He scatters abroad, he gives to the poor; his righteousness endures forever.” He who supplies seed to the sower and bread for food will supply and multiply your seed for sowing and increase the harvest of your righteousness. You will be enriched in every way for your great generosity, which will produce thanksgiving to God through us; for the rendering of this ministry not only supplies the needs of the saints but also overflows with many thanksgivings to God.

    -2 Corinthians 9:6-12 (NRSV)

    RECENTLY my wife’s 102-year-old uncle died. At his funeral his family and friends remarked about his simple-yet-happy life. He always had a roof over his head, clothes to wear, and enough to eat and drink. That’s all Uncle Ernie wanted. His example made me consider how we are unwilling to acknowledge the difference between what we need and what we want.

    Jesus said we should not store up treasure on earth because, if we do, then that is where our hearts will be. (See Matt. 6:19-21.) John wrote that if we do not share our possessions, God is not in us. (See 1 John 3:17-19.) Uncle Ernie did not share a lot of possessions because he did not have many. But he always shared his time by listening to other people’s stories and troubles and helping in any way he could.

    Many of us spend time pursuing entertainment, recreation, or relaxation. We are not willing to spend time helping those who are lonely, physically or spiritually sick, or in prison. Jesus did not ask us to share the time or possessions we need, only the extras that exist between what we need and what we have. Jesus said that if we love our neighbor, we love God.

    Patrick Reardon (Texas, USA)

    Prayer:

    Dear God, we have so much more than we need! Help us to share with others. Amen.

    Thought for the Day:

    Today I will share the difference between what I need and what I have.

    Prayer Focus:

    Those clinging to possessions

    The scripture quotation is from the NEW REVISED STANDARD VERSION of the Bible, copyright © 1989, by the Division of Christian Education of the National Council of Churches of Christ in the U.S.A. Used by permission. All rights reserved.

    PLEASE SHARE THIS MINISTRY with a friend. Invite them to sign up for the free E-Mail Devotional by visiting: http://www.upperroom.org/devotional/email/

    It seems to me that there are more people needing more things these days and we have a lot of things that we don’t really use any more–if we ever did use them in the first place. I have always been a bit of a packrat, so prayers for the success of my attempt to do this will be welcome…

  • My 4th photo

    As Seedsower suggested, I am posting the 4th photo from the 4th folder in the directory where I keep most of my photo files:

    aug2008 004

    This was taken right after I finished building the arbor out of leftover deck materials. You can see some of the deck in the background. The walkway was about half done then. It is very close to being done now–I just need to find some pavers or other type of smaller stone to bring it all the way to the stairs in the back that  had to be built from scratch. The area between the two sets of steps has also had some shrubs and border grasses planted in it where there used to be more deck. Most of the lattice work scraps were used to build a screen around the pump, heater and all the hoses by the side of the house. I have a few more 2 x 6 scraps left to build a little walkway over the hoses that run from the the side of the house to where they go under the other steps I rebuilt (hiding behind the left side of the arbor), too…

    I am not tagging anyone else to do this, since practically everyone I know has already done it, but if you feel so inclined, go for it!

  • More silly stuff

    This is a very funny critter video!

    In the interest of global economic stability, let’s not share this with any of those computer company CEOs, though. Cats will work for even lower wages than any of the peasants over in China or India…

  • Sis’s latest email explains everything!

    Yes, I still live and decided it was time to share some more funny stuff from my younger sibling. The tone of many of her recent messages has been simular to this one lately. Hmmm…

    Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works?

    Well….it’s finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration. Take a look:

    brainballs1

    Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

    A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts…

  • Holiday Humor

    I just love my Mary Kay friends! One just sent me this little cutie:

    chilovers

     

    It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”

    Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.

    Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Pedro begged.

    “But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.” replied Rosita.

    Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me.”

    Rosita looked at Pedro and said, “OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.”

    Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…..

    “Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Yearrrrrrr.”

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

  • Just for fun

    Stolen from Tude:

    1. Do you like blue cheese?

    Actually, I prefer the yellow and white ones better…

    2. Have you ever smoked?

    When I come back from Donkey’s mom’s house I smell & feel like I have…

    3. Do you own a gun?

    Four actually. Two glue guns, a caulk gun & a staple gun…

    4. What flavor of Kool Aid was your favorite?

    The blue raspberry one? Maybe that is Jello or popsicles, I’m not sure…

    5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

    Not usually

    6. What do you think of hot dogs?

    Someone needs to be sure that they have planty of cool water to drink–especially on warm days…

    7. Favorite Christmas movie?

    Tie between A Christmas Carol (w/ George C. Scott as Scrooge) & It’s a Wonderful Life

    8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

    Water & my breakfast smoothie

    9. Can you do push ups?

    Not really…

    10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?

    Tie between my sapphire ring Donkey gave me on our first Christmas together & my Mary Kay star ladder pin that I have somehow misplaced…

    11. Favorite hobby:

    Hobby? Oh, yes! Those things where you get to do what you like? It’s hard to tell with my life since they get so mixed together. Laundry & paying bills are definitely not my favorites, though… 

    12. Do you have A.D.D.?

    *BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA* Sorry… I got (oh, look! a chicken!) distracted…

    13. Do you wear glasses/contacts?

    Just glasses now that my left cornea has decided to act up…

    14. Middle name?

    Lynn

    15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

    1. Tude & I have the same middle name
    2. I have eaten far too many goodies today
    3. I wonder where I have left my water bottle? 

    16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?

    Water, iced (decaf) coffee, herbal tea

    17. Current worry?

    Economic stability for everyone

    18. What you hate right now?

    Worrying about stuff I cannot do a doggone thing about

    19. Favorite place to be?

    With folks I care about

    20. Where would you like to go?

    Michigan in the summer or fall. New York would be nice, too…

    21. What is your favorite candy?

    Dark chocolate–especially with caramel and/or nuts

    22. Name three people who will complete this?

    No clue!

    23. Do you own slippers?

    Blue fleece Slippers, tan mule styled slippers & now some of those wonderful slipper socks from the hospital, too

    24. What shirt are you wearing?

    Black long sleeved blouse w/ mandarin collar

    25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?

    I am not sure I have ever tried them

    26. Can you whistle?

    Sometimes, but not very loudly

    27. Favorite color?

    Indigo blue, like the color of the sky at twilight

    28. Would you like to be a pirate?

    I never thought about it…

    29. What songs do you sing in the shower?

    None usually. I need pretty strong leadership when it comes to music if there is any hope of making it recognizable & I generally prefer to shower solo…

    30. Favorite girls names?

    Sarah, Heather, Danielle Jeanette

    31. Favorite boys names?

    Paul, David, Matthew, Thomas

    32. What’s in your pocket right now?

    Cell phone & keys

    33. Last thing that made you laugh?

    Conversation with customer when I returned her call

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Toyota Camry–just like Tude!

    35. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

    Lucky enough to have to think very hard about this question and still not come up with a really good answer, so I may have to match Tude again with injured spirit…

    36. Do you love where you live?

    Pretty much. Riding the hormonal roller coaster has me wishing it did not get so hot in the summers here….

    37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

    One in our bedroom, one in family room & a small one in guest room, making a total of three. None are flat panel, HD or any of that stuff…


  • Who Knew?

    This 20 minute video really gave me a bit of a jolt. In the states we have OSHA laws that protect workers just like the laws in Canada do, but our labeling and warning regulations (or lack thereof) regarding home cleaning products are also very much the same. I shudder to think that my efforts at keeping a clean home may have contributed to our daughter’s breathing problems….

    CBC Marketplace Toxic Brew

  • Blessings and other good stuff

     

    blessed be

    This gem came from my younger sister and I believe it is so true:

    WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN

    I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, “This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.”

    I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

    Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

    The angel then said to me, “This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them.” I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.

    Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. “This is the Acknowledgment Section,” my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed “How is it that there is no work going on here?” I asked.

    “So sad,” the angel sighed. “After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments.”

    “How does one acknowledge God’s blessings?” I asked.

    “Simple,” the angel answered. Just say, “Thank you, Lord.”

    “What blessings should they acknowledge?” I asked.

    “If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy .”

    “And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity.”

    “If you woke up this morning with more health than illness … you are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day.”

    “If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation … you are ahead of 700 million people in the world.”

    “If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world.”

    “If your parents are still alive and still married …you are very rare.”

    “If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you’re unique to all those in doubt and despair.”

    Ok, what now? How can I start?

    If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

    Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, share this to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

    ATTENTION:

    Acknowledge Department: “Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it with.”

    If you have read this far, and are thankful for all that you have been blessed with, how can you not share it???? I thank God for everything, especially all my family and friends!!

    Other blessings I have enjoyed recently:

    • while I was recovering from surgery and had trouble bending down, Donkey took care of kitty litter detail (wooHOO!!!!)
    • we had extra pantry volunteers this week because they all were worried about me hurting myself trying to do it all on my own
    • last night’s CMA viewing party gave me a chance to see some of my Mary Kay galpals that I have been missing for a while now
    • the pathology report showed no signs of any kind of malignant growth (a BIG amen and thank you for that one!)
    • the only thing I am not allowed to do now is situps (like I am gonna miss THAT one!)
    • the most tasty get well gift arrived yesterday from some dear xanga friends (thank you, Lord for such generous and thoughtful friends!)
    • this year, I already have one more holiday open house show booked than I did last year and it isn’t even Thanksgiving yet
    • the soup simmering on the stove smells yummy!
    • we have spent so much on medical expenses that everything is paid 100% now and there is still enough time after my recovery to get some other stuff out of the way before the holidays that I thought was going to have to wait another year
    • gas was UNDER $2.00 a gallon this morning when I filled up for the first time since I got the gas cap door fixed on my car (yay! no more prying that thing open with the key to fill it up)
    • we got a little rebate on the meds for our kitty when the pharmacy discovered an error while trying to explain all the paperwork to me

    Grace, Peace and Blessings to all of you with gratitude and thanksgiving…